Day 3 (at Governors Ball Music Festival)

[H 2 the izz0]

Choose your difficulty level:

[….] Justin Bieber
[….] Very Easy
[….] Easy
[….] Normal
[….] Hard
[….] Very hard
[….] Asian

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Now-a-days, DJs spend more time with there hands in the air than they do actually DJing/mixing…

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[Waiting…] http://wp.me/sfzLJ-waiting

People wait all week for Friday,
All year for summer,
All life for happiness…..

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Hispanic Kid: “Shut up, that’s why ya mom’s retarded…”

Black Kid: “Ok, but your mom is mad strong for no reason and can probably backstroke through mud…”

Hispanic Kid: “Umm, but your mom is mad old, farts dust, and spits out dead flies…”

Black Kid: “Oook,…

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[I spy with my little eye…A Dragon…]

Guy with hat: “You’re in Linguistics huh…?………What do you do?

Guy with glasses: “Bad things with my friends………..”

Guy with hat: “So what do you study?”

Guy with glasses: “I study bad words……..”

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[Excuse me Ladies & Gentlmen] http://wp.me/sfzLJ-798

Adolescent enters subway car:

“Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, my name is James. I’m not selling candy for my school or basketball team, I’m just trying to keep money in my pockets and keep myself off the streets”…

My immediate thoughts:

Ok, so number 1,…

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Goodbye,

Pale skin, indoor activities, and fall fashion…

Hello,

Fun colors, spring flings, and spontaneous adventures…

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[What do your shoes say about you?]

[Dannie Boston]

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[Lianne La Havas]

Oui s’il vous plaît!

Taller Guy: “Mmm mmm…She’ got a badoinkydoink”

Shorter Guy: “Ba-Doinky-Doink?!……Don’t you mean Ba-Donka-Donk”

Taller guy: “Nah man, she doesn’t have enough booty for it to be a full badonkadonk”

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(Source: thedappergentleman)