April 2013
[Choose your difficulty level...]
Choose your difficulty level:
[….] Justin Bieber
[….] Very Easy
[….] Easy
[….] Normal
[….] Hard
[….] Very hard
[….] Asian View Post
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[Wait for the drop...]
Now-a-days, DJs spend more time with there hands in the air than they do actually DJing/mixing… View Post
[Waiting...]
[Waiting…] http://wp.me/sfzLJ-waiting People wait all week for Friday,
All year for summer,
All life for happiness….. View Post
[Adolescent Argument]
Hispanic Kid: “Shut up, that’s why ya mom’s retarded…”
Black Kid: “Ok, but your mom is mad strong for no reason and can probably backstroke through mud…”
Hispanic Kid: “Umm, but your mom is mad old, farts dust, and spits out dead flies…”
Black Kid: “Oook,… View Post
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[What do you study?]
Guy with hat: “You’re in Linguistics huh…?………What do you do?
Guy with glasses: “Bad things with my friends………..”
Guy with hat: “So what do you study?”
Guy with glasses: “I study bad words……..” View Post
[Excuse me Ladies & Gentlmen]
[Excuse me Ladies & Gentlmen] http://wp.me/sfzLJ-798 Adolescent enters subway car:
“Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, my name is James. I’m not selling candy for my school or basketball team, I’m just trying to keep money in my pockets and keep myself off the streets”…
My immediate thoughts:
Ok, so number 1,… View Post
[Hello & Goodbye]
Goodbye,
Pale skin, indoor activities, and fall fashion…
Hello,
Fun colors, spring flings, and spontaneous adventures… View Post
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[Wholefoods Conversation]
Taller Guy: “Mmm mmm…She’ got a badoinkydoink”
Shorter Guy: “Ba-Doinky-Doink?!……Don’t you mean Ba-Donka-Donk”
Taller guy: “Nah man, she doesn’t have enough booty for it to be a full badonkadonk” View Post
[No Leaning]
Maybe I should start by saying, that one of my greatest nightmares would be an instance where I’m riding the train and it pulls into the next stop, but the operator makes a mistake and opens the doors on the wrong side (of which I’m leaning) and I fall… View Post
[Conversation with 5 year old girl]
5 year old: “Oooo look at the moon…!”
Me: “Woe, yea it’s really bright and close tonight”
5 year old: “It’s beautiful!”
Me: “Yea, my father and I were looking at it earlier in the day, but it was over there *points to different section of sky*
5 year old:… View Post
[Escalator Conversation]
Blonde: “Umm what are you doing with your tongue?”
Redhead: “I don’t know…My mouth just feels disgusting”
Blonde: “What?! How?!”
Redhead: “My teeth feel like they have carpets on them…”
O_o View Post
[They still make those...?!]
Maybe I should start by saying that I saw a man on the train today, listening to music…………from a CD player……………. O_o View Post
[Office Conversation]
Girl: “Oh my gosh, that tall blonde girl always scares me. I run into her around the office all the time. She’s like so ninja like. Like I can never hear her coming”
Guy: “Haha…Yea, she’s super stealthy…I don’t even know what her name is…”
Girl: “Oh my… View Post
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[Train Conversation]
(Group of Tweny-something-year-old Asians)
Girl: “Yo they have a new Nemo movie coming out finally”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah!!! Finding Dora”
Guy 2: “Wait, no, it’s finding Dory”
Guy 1: “Wait, what? Dora finds fish?”
Guy 2: “No! Dora finds people…!”
O_o View Post
[Elevator Conversation]
[Elevator Conversation: One female tells another female (who is extremely sick and on antibiotics) that it is completely ok to consume alcohol whilst on antibiotics; and that she should come out and drink, as there has been no scientific evidence proving… View Post
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March 2013
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[Elevator Freefall]
Maybe I should start by saying that today, I rode the elevator in my office building from the 38th Floor to the Lobby Floor during which there were no stops.
This resulted in me jumping up and down trying to see if I would temporarily float/hover in the… View Post
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